THE KATES HILL PRESS, DUDLEY, ENGLAND
STORY OF THE WEEK, #8, AUTHOR; BILLY SPAKEMON
Niyte on the ‘Toon’
Boing Boing, The Baggis up we did
goow,
On a sharra up north ter the ‘wey
aye’ plairce.
Play the Toon in the cup,
Sheeyra’s teeym.
Faircin a ledjund, playa un club.
2000 plus on us unda the liytes,
Wairtin fer ‘Olty un the rest ter
cum owt.
Frit cuss Jairsun wor on the
shaiyte
Sum on us dowtid we cud gerra
result.
Chairnged ter the green un yella
the lads,
Cuss Toon wus in the black un the
wiyte.
Set off liyke a bunch on wippits
dowern ut the grass track,
This wus gunna be a niyte at the
Toon.
Andy wus runnin abowt liyke a
ferrit up yer kegs,
Jairmy un Atrirn dowin the sairm.
Foowa ut the bak ard us
chairnrnekus onvil,
Yow nowde this wus gunna be ‘ell
on a gairm.
Clem ud cum in un stuk tew ‘is
guns,
‘is left fut wus on sung, bob on.
Scott un Rob geeyin it sum omma,
They day no wor’it um. Evry Toon
mon wus gobsrnacked.
Owern gowerl set the terrisis on
fiya,
Boing Boingin all ova the shap.
Geordis add fairsis liyke
mizzulyeds up t’utha end,
Players went doowlally tap.
They pulled wun bak, day stop us
squailin,
Summow we nowde this wus owa
niyte,
Cuss Olty wus playin owt on ‘is
skin
Siyte thut yow kep ter tell all
yowa grandkids.
Extra tiyme cum, subs they wus
on.
Ronny, Joowsty un Yoowse.
Clem shuved wun threw, Yoowsey
wus theya,
Onny wun up on ‘is toowse.
Slottid it um, Boing Boing we’d
wun.
Toon gid us a cheeya,
Niyte on the Toon wun ter
rememba,
Fer all o the wuns thut wus
theya.
Now on ter Yoowniytid Red Devuls
they spake.
Owa lads wull mek the own stond,
Cuss they’m med o the riyte
stuff, sairm uz plairce they play foowa,
Eya in owa Blackcountry lond.
Um on the sharra, sum wi thik
yeds.
Tew much axebak un wairk in the
rnornin.
Dow marra, wuth it fer a Niyte on
the Toon,
Anutha niyte o glory.
Billy Spakemon, October 2003.