THE KATES HILL PRESS, DUDLEY, ENGLAND

 

STORY OF THE WEEK, #8, AUTHOR; BILLY SPAKEMON

 

Niyte on the ‘Toon’

 

Boing Boing, The Baggis up we did goow,

On a sharra up north ter the ‘wey aye’ plairce.

Play the Toon in the cup, Sheeyra’s teeym.

Faircin a ledjund, playa un club.

 

2000 plus on us unda the liytes,

Wairtin fer ‘Olty un the rest ter cum owt.

Frit cuss Jairsun wor on the shaiyte

Sum on us dowtid we cud gerra result.

 

Chairnged ter the green un yella the lads,

Cuss Toon wus in the black un the wiyte.

Set off liyke a bunch on wippits dowern ut the grass track,

This wus gunna be a niyte at the Toon.

 

Andy wus runnin abowt liyke a ferrit up yer kegs,

Jairmy un Atrirn dowin the sairm.

Foowa ut the bak ard us chairnrnekus onvil,

Yow nowde this wus gunna be ‘ell on a gairm.

 

Clem ud cum in un stuk tew ‘is guns,

‘is left fut wus on sung, bob on.

Scott un Rob geeyin it sum omma,

They day no wor’it um. Evry Toon mon wus gobsrnacked.

 

Owern gowerl set the terrisis on fiya,

Boing Boingin all ova the shap.

Geordis add fairsis liyke mizzulyeds up t’utha end,

Players went doowlally tap.

 

They pulled wun bak, day stop us squailin,

Summow we nowde this wus owa niyte,

Cuss Olty wus playin owt on ‘is skin

Siyte thut yow kep ter tell all yowa grandkids.

 

Extra tiyme cum, subs they wus on.

Ronny, Joowsty un Yoowse.

Clem shuved wun threw, Yoowsey wus theya,

Onny wun up on ‘is toowse.

 

Slottid it um, Boing Boing we’d wun.

Toon gid us a cheeya,

Niyte on the Toon wun ter rememba,

Fer all o the wuns thut wus theya.

 

Now on ter Yoowniytid Red Devuls they spake.

Owa lads wull mek the own stond,

Cuss they’m med o the riyte stuff, sairm uz plairce they play foowa,

Eya in owa Blackcountry lond.

 

Um on the sharra, sum wi thik yeds.

Tew much axebak un wairk in the rnornin.

Dow marra, wuth it fer a Niyte on the Toon,

Anutha niyte o glory.

 

Billy Spakemon, October 2003.

 

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